Trailer Park Dictionary

I's done went and found more stuff 'bout trailer parks and the people what lives in 'em than you could possibly want to know.

....But first you need to know the dialect a bit to help you un'erstand a bit better. So I pulled out a few entries from from "Bubba's Dikshunary of Trailer Trash and Redneck Speech." (These are my original entries and were not lifted.)

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Air Conditioner - Innovative device using 10 lb bag of ice positioned behind oscillating fan.

Alpha-Bits - Game pieces for Scrabble that can also be eaten.

Art Exhibition - Showing off a new tattoo.

Baker's dozen - A loaf and bread and two six-packs of Pabst.

Bath Tub - Place to store motorcycle parts.

Cherry Bomb - Best fishing bait.

City Dump - Bargain outlet

City Hall - Biggest trailer for miles around

Corn Cob - Substitute for toilet paper

Cuisine - There is no Redneck or Trailer Park translation

Curtains - Material hung in windows when not used as bed linens

Desperate Houswives - Female neighbors

Duct Tape - Contents of a toolbox

Entertainment Center - Versatile shelving system comprised of pine boards and cinder blocks

Exercise Bike - Optional use for coat rack

Fall-a-Particle Board - What happens to particle board roofing when it gets wet

Fireworks - A fart lighting contest

Foreplay - Porn film and a Pabst

Gourmet Food - Denny's or Waffle House

Hair Style - Mullet

Lawn Furniture - Former living room sofa and chairs moved outside to make room for big-screen TV set.

Lighter Fluid - Substance used for removal of grease and oil, insect repellent, starting barbecue

Liquid Assets - Number of beers on ice
Must-see TV - Jerry Springer

NASCAR - The predominant religion of trailer parks

Napkin - Any cloth material when it is too hot to wear long sleeves

PDA - A Gameboy
Security System - A long chain attached to a Rottweiler

X-Files - Canceled checks of alimony payments to former wives

The following came from a dedicated Trailer Park Site, http://www.askuncleralph.com - He calls himself the Dear Abby For Trailer Ttrash. The list of eatin' places was provided by his brother. It is a funny site and you'd do yourself wrong not making a visit there.

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The Best Eat'in Around the Trailer Park
Hungry? Try one of these fine establishments.
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Uncle Bubba's International House of Sushi ( and bait )

Joe Earl's Gourmet Diner
Griddle 'n Grits
Cousin Purvis - King of the Corn Dog's Emporium
The Hefty Heifer - Our cows and waitresses are corn fed.
SH@@TERS - Waitresses in pink tube tops and flip flops.
Buck's Biker Bar - We'll kick yo monkey monkey ass!!!!

The Broasted Ocra Diner
The Hound & Coon - Dozens Served!!!!
Auntie Mom's Flapjacks
Rocky's Mountain Oyster Big Boy

So the next time you come to visit your relatives, we highly encourage to savor our local flavor and culinary delights. You'll go away and never forget your visit, we can promise that. Please don't forget to tip your waitresses. Y'all come back now, reckon!!!!!

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