Wednesday, July 05, 2006

GOP: George's Own Politics

Enough to step on America!

Skeletons In The Closet
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

Can you guess which organization this is?
Give up yet?
It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of Idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line. It isn't just Dubya. Congress is only trying to reach the same plateau of greatness.
Have you seen the new Colorforms set?

Yes, your children can dress up our Commander-in-Chief. Other sets include: Dubya in Drag, Dubya as a Burger Flipper, and Dubya on a sea cruise on the HMS Titanic.
....When combined with the Laura Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, and Condaleeza Rice sets, your child can practice horrific politics, just like the real ones.

Bush on the Big Screen

If George Dubya had production control over a Hollywood movie about his life, this is what would make the theatres:
(Either Oliver Stone or Spike Lee would make the movie if they were allowed to ignore the facts.)

However, if Hollywood had complete control, the resulting film would be quite different: (Mel Brooks would probably be let loose with the script.)

Such is life, especially when politics are involved. Which ever one was released, you can always say to yourself, "It's only a movie."
....Meanwhile in the real world, all we can say is, "I wish it were only a movie!"



Liz said...

It's probably best I hold my tounge. At least after the laughter stops.

Miss Cellania said...

It just makes sense.. its hard to find someone who will HIRE a felon, so they run for office instead!

jules said...

Cool, so if my dream of becoming a teacher fails, I can become a politician instead.

Peter said...

Loved George of the bungle Mike, as for congress, no real surprises there??

OldHorsetailSnake said...

"George of the Bungle"

Ha ho. Terrific, Mike

kenju said...

Just great! Love the colorforms and the title is soooo apropos.

Cheri said...

Love the colorforms...and was shocked about the Congress statistics. How pathetic is that? Actually, that's truly embarrassing!