Saturday, December 16, 2006

The Snowman With Snowballs

Frothy The Snowman
(sung to the tune of Frosty the Snowman)

Frothy the snowman
was an angry yellow chap
With a used stogie and a dildo nose,
and two eyes from bottle caps.
Frothy the snowman
was cold and ev'ry one recalls
He was made of snow but the people
know how he had a set of balls.

There must have been some magic in the
dogs piss that was sprayed
For when they pissed upon his body
he cussed and had a mean tirade.
Frothy the snowman
was alive as he could be
And the town folk say he could cuss
and beat the crap out of you and me.

Thumpetty thump thump
thumpety ouch ouch
Watch Frothy's balls go
Thumpetty thump thump
thumpety ouch ouch
Over the hills of snow

Frothy the snowman knew the sun was hot that day
So he said "I'll shoot those dogs just for fun
now before I melt away."
Down to the village
with a shotgun in his grasp
Shooting here and there all
around the square cussing
"I'll shoot you in the ass."

He chased them down the streets of town
right to the liquor store
And he only paused a moment just
To have himself a snort.

For Frothy the snowman
Wanted those dogs spayed,
But he flipped them goodbye saying
"Don't you growl
I'll be back again some day."

Thumpetty thump thump
thumpety ouch ouch
Look at Frothy go
Thumpetty thump thump
thumpety ouch ouch
On his balls of snow.



Serena Joy said...

Oh, man -- poor Frosty. That sounds painful!:)

WordVer's a bit painful, too -- sqhqmzq?!

Peter said...

Poor old Frothy the Snowman, he had enough problems without those dogs adding their liquid assets.

Miss Cellania said...

This is awesome! Have you seen the video Frothy the Snowman?

Hale McKay said...

Miss C., no I hadn't seen that video. Thanks for the tip.

aka_monty said...

I think this is the best Christmas music site ever! LOL ;)