Friday, February 23, 2007

Golf Sermon

A priest and a nun were taking a rare afternoon off and enjoying a round of golf. The priest stepped up to the first tee and took a mighty swing. He missed the ball entirely and said "Shit, I missed."
The good Sister told him to watch his language.
On his next swing, he missed again. "Shit, I missed."
"Father, I'm not going to play with you if you keep swearing," the nun said tartly.
The priest promised to do better and the round continued. On the 4th tee, he misses again. The usual comment followed.
Sister is really mad now and says, "Father John, God is going to strike you dead if you keep swearing like that."
On the next tee, Father John swings and misses again. "Shit, I missed."

Sister is really mad now and says, "Father John, God is going to strike you dead if you keep swearing like that."

On the next tee, Father John swings and misses again. "Shit, I missed."

A terrible rumble is heard and a gigantic bolt of lightning comes out of the sky and strikes Sister Marie dead in her tracks.

And from the sky comes a booming voice .......

"Shit, I missed."

(Once again I find myself using material received in an e-mail.) - Thanks, Earl.

No.905

8 comments:

Peter said...

What hope have we mere mortals got... even God misses!!

Duke_of_Earle said...

Jeeez... I can relate. Sounds like most of MY rounds, Er... except for the lightning bolt.

John

Christina said...

LOL!

Jack K. said...

At least you didn't miss.

Raggedy said...

I heard my Grandpa tell that joke in 1967. You brought back a wonderful memory for me.
Thank You!
Hugssssss

Raggedy said...

My Grandpa’s version was a little different. It was three holes where the man said ”God Dam it missed again.” After his third “God dam it missed again” a woman approached him. The woman was a Good Samaritan who heard him and informed the man that he should not be using the lord’s name in vain. On the fourth hole when he said “God Dam it missed again.” the lightning struck and hit the woman and a voice from above said "GOD DAM IT! Missed again!"

Hale McKay said...

Raggedy, your version is the same original version I knew also.

wazza said...

Gidday Mike,
I'm not one to remember jokes but this is one I do remember and have said it over and over, altho' my version has a priest and a guy taking the priest out duck hunting. When the ducks fly over the guy ups with the shotgun and misses the ducks and so the joke continues along the same lines as yours.