Make your own Zing!
"The Positive Side of Life"The check's in the mail. I won't c*** in your mouth. Read my lips, no new taxes! I never had sex with that woman! I am not a crook!
Sometimes we are put in a position to be trusting, to take others' words as gospel. Were these lies, or honest statements that just didn't work out as intended?No dear, that outfit doesn't make you look fat.
Sometimes we are put in a position to stretch the truth just a tad.Don't worry honey, this video is just for our eyes only!
Why can't life be easy? When is good luck coming our way? For some, they feel if it weren't for bad luck, they'd have no luck at all!Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year.
The pessimistic defeatist sees the proverbial glass of water as half-empty and the altruistic optimist sees it as half-full. As for me, I see it as a full half glass! In other words, I tend to straddle the fence between the positive and negative side of things.
Even when the silver clouds have black linings, the following thoughts can turn a frown into a grin.
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.
Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open.
Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them?
Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us.
If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?
You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened.
We could learn a lot from crayons:
some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors....but they all exist very nicely in the same box.
A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.