No, it's not Captain Marvel saving the world!
With that magic word, he was able to transform himself into
With powers far beyond those of other mere imbeciles, he had the gift of a Speech impediment, the wisdom of Homer Simpson, the credibility of Alfred E. Newman, a Zero personality, the aura of an Asshole, and the intelligence of a Moron.
Using the secret identity of Gomer Bush in the guise of the Commander-In-Chief of the U.S., he fights a clueless battle for control of the world's oil reserves. A correspondent graduate of HOPU (Hooked On Phonics University) and an absentee veteran of the G.I. Joe Air National Guard, his resume' looks like a page out of either "Cliff Notes," or "Resume's For Dummies."
He must be doing something right when former President Jimmy Carter says he's the worst President ever, even beating out Richard Nixon for the dubious honor.
He'll leave a legacy that even his Daddy will find that he'll have a hard time taking pride in the accomplishments of the rotten fruit of his loins.
The lamest of lame ducks, Dubya "Gomer" Bush will soon step aside for some other idiot in 2008. Who knows, the next man (or woman?) in the Oval Office might make him look good. Perish that awful thought.
One thing is certain, he'll retire to the role made famous by Dustin Hoffman - a role more suited to his talents - as that of a LITTLE BIG MAN!