Tuesday, May 22, 2007

The Little Big Man

Shazam! Shazam!

No, it's not Captain Marvel saving the world!

With that magic word, he was able to transform himself into

!


With powers far beyond those of other mere imbeciles, he had the gift of a Speech impediment, the wisdom of Homer Simpson, the credibility of Alfred E. Newman, a Zero personality, the aura of an Asshole, and the intelligence of a Moron.

Using the secret identity of Gomer Bush in the guise of the Commander-In-Chief of the U.S., he fights a clueless battle for control of the world's oil reserves. A correspondent graduate of HOPU (Hooked On Phonics University) and an absentee veteran of the G.I. Joe Air National Guard, his resume' looks like a page out of either "Cliff Notes," or "Resume's For Dummies."

He must be doing something right when former President Jimmy Carter says he's the worst President ever, even beating out Richard Nixon for the dubious honor.

He'll leave a legacy that even his Daddy will find that he'll have a hard time taking pride in the accomplishments of the rotten fruit of his loins.

The lamest of lame ducks, Dubya "Gomer" Bush will soon step aside for some other idiot in 2008. Who knows, the next man (or woman?) in the Oval Office might make him look good. Perish that awful thought.

One thing is certain, he'll retire to the role made famous by Dustin Hoffman - a role more suited to his talents - as that of a LITTLE BIG MAN!

No.993

8 comments:

jules said...

You are now on some FBI/CIA watch list. I loves me some "bad boys". You qualify, Mikey.

Scary Monster said...

Me usually gives folks shit fer pickin on the keester commander, cuz he be such an easy target, but you lampoon him with such style as to actually give him value. Damn you as GOOG!

STOMP!

NYD said...

Maybe we can find a "Rock Hudson" to keep him busy. It'd be nice to turn the tables around and see if he likes getting what he's been doing to America.

OldHorsetailSnake said...

Don't you see the irony? Bush is now No. 1 at something.

OldHorsetailSnake said...

Don't you see the irony? Bush is now No. 1 at something.

Miss Cellania said...

There's no way anyone could be elected and make Bush look good!

Serena Joy said...

ROTFLMAO! Like Scary says, you do him with such style. Holler if the CIA comes for you.:)

Hale McKay said...

THanks, all. You gotta admit, Dubya is easy to lampoon.