I met an older woman at a bar last night.
She wasn't bad for 50, we drank and bullshitted a bit, then she asked if I'd ever had the 'sportsman's double', a mother and daughter 3-some?
I said no.
We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.
I went back to her place.
She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs:
"Mom you still awake?"
Most men will get this right!
Q: You are driving along a narrow two lane road with a NO PASSING sign posted, and come upon a bicycle rider. Do you follow this slow-moving bicycle rider for the next 2 miles, or do you break the law and pass? Which is the correct choice?
A: Why take unnecessary risks and get a ticket?
Now for a couple of thoughts of my own:
Last night I dreamt I was bowling and I rolled a perfect game ! But when I woke up ... there was one pin standing !They had a Margarita tasting night down at the pub last night ... and man, at first Margarita sure put up a fight!