Saturday, June 09, 2007

Country Moosic

Actual Country & Western Songs

Drop Kick Me Jesus Through The Goal Posts of Life
Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
Her Body Couldn't Keep You Off My Mind
Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?
How Come Your Dog Don't Bite Nobody But Me
I Aint No Cowboy I Just Found This Hat
I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
I Don' t Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart
I Got In At 2 With A 10 And Woke Up At 10 With A 2
I Got Tears in my Ears from Lying On My Back Crying In My Pillow Over You
I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
I May Be Used But Baby I Ain't Used Up
I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
I Wish I Were In Dixie Tonight, But She's Out Of Town
I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!
I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
I'd Rather Have A Bottle in Front of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy
I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life
I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised

and your webmaster's favorite...

If I Had A Nose Full Of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You

Yes thats a real song.

Here's some reader contributions to the list:

From Karyn:

I Wanna Check You For Ticks
I'm Not As Good As I Once Was, But I'm As Once As I Ever Was
She Got The Goldmine, I Got The Shaft

From Lime:

You Can Eat Crackers In My Bed Anytime
I Work My Fingers To The Bone And What Do I Get? Bony Fingers.

From the lovely Monty:

Get Your Tongue Out Of My Mouth



Karyn Lyndon said...

i wanted to add a couple more...

Brad Paisley's newest...I wanna check you for ticks

I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was


She got the goldmine...I got the shaft

Hale McKay said...

Ah. Good ones, Karyn.

lime said...

i can recall my mother listening to songs called...
you can eat crackers in my bed any time
i work my fingers to the bone and what do i get? bony fingers

Hale McKay said...

LOL, Lime. I like those.

I think I should add them and Karyn's to the body of the text with reference to the both of you.

aka_Monty said...

I actually have Drop Kick Me Jesus
Get Your Tongue Out Of My Mouth
in my playlist.

:) I'm not even joking.

Hale McKay said...

Good one, Monty. I'm adding yours to the post now!

aka_Monty said...

Hahaha! You already had mine in your list, I just didn't type out the rest of the title. :)

How about "I'm gonna hire a wino" ?