Friday, June 08, 2007

A Mixed Bag of Gags

The Fluffy Stuff

One night the Reverend Fred Fluff noticed a young woman from his congregation drinking alone in a bar.

"This is no place for a lady," he said, "Why don't you let me take you home?"

"Sure," she said in a slurred voice.

When she stood up, she began to weave back and forth. He reached out to help her as she began to fall and could only grab the lapel of her blouse. They both lost their balance and tumbled to the floor and the blouse was pulled open revealing the fact that she was wearing no bra. Fluff wound up on top of the young lady, her skirt hiked up to her waist.

The bartender looked over and said, "Stop that! We won't have any of that carrying-on in this pub."

"But you don't understand," said the Reverend struggling to get up. "I'm Pastor Fluff."

"Ah, well," the bartender nodded and said, "If you're already that far in, you may as well finish."

In a Supermarket far, far away ...

Recently fans of Star Wars celebrated the 30th anniversary of the release of the film. If you are a fan of the film and its sequels and prequels, you will enjoy this well-made video parody of the space epic:
Star Wars Parody


A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.

She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room, "Why are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up from his coffee, "I am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only 16. Do you remember back then?" he says solemnly.

The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so sensitive. "Yes, I do" she replies.

The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?"

"Yes, I remember," said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continues. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?"

"I remember that too" she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... "I would have gotten out today."

Have you seen the extras that come with new BMWs? Check it out!

Dog Dating Game

How do female dogs choose their mates? Surprisingly it is more complicated than butt sniffing. The secret is liver and cheese as proven


1 comment:

Christina said...

Liver and cheese...hahahahahaha!