Tuesday, September 04, 2007

The History of the "F" Bomb

Top Ten Times in History...when using the "F" word was appropriate.


10) "What the *&%# was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima

9) "Where did all these *&%#ing Indians come from?" - George Armstrong Custer

8) "Any *&%#ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein

7) "It does *&%#ing SO look like her!" - Picasso

6) "How the *&%# did you work that out?" -Pythagoras

5) "You want WHAT on the *&%#ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo

4) "I don't suppose it's gonna *&%#ing rain." - Joan of Arc

3) "Scattered *&%#ing showers...my ass!" - Noah

2) "I need this parade like I need a *&%#ing hole in my head!" - JFK

1) "Aw, c'mon, who the *&%# is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton


Other times receiving votes:

11) "Go ahead and erase them. No one will ever *&%#ing know." - Richard M. Nixon

12) " Ha! Ha! What do think you're going to do with one *&%#ing rock?" - Goliath


13) "What do you say, Dad? We'll sell *&%#ing millions of them!" - Edsel Ford

14) "Who the *&%# left the window open? The *&%#ing maps blew away?" - Amelia Earhardt

15) "Heads are going to *&%#ing roll!" - Anne Boleyn

16) "Honey, didn't the doctor tell you to lay off the *&%#ing salt?" - Lot

17) "Lizzy! Get out there and chop some *&%#ing firewood!" - Mr. Borden

18) "Ouch! Who the *&%# rearranged the furniture again?" - Hellen Keller

No.1098

3 comments:

Queenie said...

number ten was also the Captain of The Titanic.

Jack K. said...

#2 was a bit gauche, but what the *&%# I might be a bit over-sensitive.

giggle, snerx!

Preposterous Ponderings said...

F-ing funny stuff I must say! :O)