You're Having a Bad Day When...

You know you're having a bad day when your drivers license photo looks like you.

You know you're having a bad day when a "Wanted" picture in the post office resembles you.

You know you're having a bad day when an old flame doesn't recognize you - even when you identify yourself.

You know you're having a bad day when an old flame you don't want to recognize you - does.

You know you're having a bad day when you discover that your car door won't unlock because you're trying to get into the wrong vehicle.

You know you're having a bad day when you arrive at a party and your host or hostess is wearing the same outfit as you.

You know you're having a bad day when you exchange gifts with someone and both of you bought the same cheap bargain store item.

You know you're having a bad day when you make a derogatory remark to a checkout clerk about a certain ethnic group only to discover too late that one of them had just got in line behind you.

You know you're having a bad day when you lock your keys in your car and discover that the wallet in which you keep the spare key is inside the car on the front seat.

You know you're having a bad day when the girl you've been hitting on is engaged to the bouncer.

Yes, I've had all of those things happen to me at one time or another. (I'm sure there are many more I can't recall now.) Fortunately, they didn't occur on the same day!

You know you're having a good day if none of the above ever happened to you.

Hypothetically, would someone be having a bad day if for Christmas:

They gave Linda Blair an exorcise bike?

Helen Keller a corduroy jacket because they thought it was her favorite color?

Michael Jackson a complete set of "Zombie" DVDs?

Just wondering...

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