Thursday, May 22, 2008

Ass-imilate These

We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where...

:) - means a smile

:( - is a frown

Sometimes these are represented by

- :-)

- :-(

Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?'

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(_Y_) a plumber's ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_0_) an ass that's really been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_<>_) patient's ass at Proctologist appointment

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) money coming out of ass

(_?_) dumb ass

(_Q_) ass with a Klingon

Then there are BOOBICONS.

(o)(o) perfect breasts

( + )( + ) fake silicone breasts

(*)(*) high nipple breasts

(@)(@) big nipple breasts

oo A cups

{ O }{ O } D cups

()() cold breasts

(o)(O) lopsided breasts

(Q)(O) pierced breasts

(p)(p) hanging tassels breasts

(:o)(o) bitten by a vampire breasts

\o/\o/ Grandma's breasts

( - )( - ) flat against the shower door breasts

<><> electric shock breasts

|o||o| android breasts

(/)(o) scratched breasts (ouch)

(%)(o) extra nipple breasts (like Chandler)

($)($) Jenny McCarthy's breasts

(^o)(o) zit on your breast

( o Y o ) poses for SCORE magazine breasts

( ~ )( o ) pinched nipple breast

/o\/o\ Madonna's breasts

Gals if you want Peni-cons they are for sale




Skunkfeathers said...

I need no help showing off my big hiney ;-)

Jack K. said...

Great post.


Thanks for the laugh.

I needed that.

NYD said...

Why don't they have emoticons for amputees?

Fred said...

I'll begin using them immediately. If I get any questions, I'll send them to you.

Serena Joy said...

My education is never-ending. I had no idea all those emoticons existed. Now I'm going to have to think of some place to use them all. LOL.

P.S. - Your WordVer is one of those slanty, italicized things from hell right now. I expect I'm going to flunk it and will have to do it again. Grrrrrrr.

Liquid said...

These are GREAT!

Hale McKay said...


You have a backup beeper?


You're welcome. I'm here to serve.

Hale McKay said...


Hmmm ... Ampucons?

Hale McKay said...


LOL - okay!

Hale McKay said...


WHo knows, there may be a whole bunch more of those emoticons.

Hale McKay said...


I'm glad you liked them. I liked them too.