What Happens in Oz, Stays in Oz

Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado....

And off they whirled to the land of OZ.

They finally made it to the Emerald City...
...and went to find the Great Wizard

"What brings the four of you before the great Wizard of Oz?"

Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly:

"I've come for some courage."

"No Problem!" said the Wizard, "Who's next?"

Richard Nixon stepped forward, and said:

"Well, I think I need a heart."

"Done! Says the Wizard."

"Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"

Up stepped Bush and said,

"The American people say that I need a brain."

"No problem! Said the Wizard.
Consider it done."

Then there is a great silence in the hall.

Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around,
But he doesn't say a word.

Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,
"Well, what do YOU want?"

"IS DOROTHY HERE?"
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Bill Clinton's favorite song:

Love In Bloomers

What do the letters in 'bitch' stand for?

"Bill's in Trouble, Call Hillary."

Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers?

To keep his ankles warm.

Why did Clinton take up playing the saxophone?

Because Hillary wouldn't let him play the ho-monica.

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