Saturday, June 14, 2008

What Happens in Oz, Stays in Oz

Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado....

And off they whirled to the land of OZ.

They finally made it to the Emerald City...
...and went to find the Great Wizard

"What brings the four of you before the great Wizard of Oz?"

Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly:

"I've come for some courage."

"No Problem!" said the Wizard, "Who's next?"

Richard Nixon stepped forward, and said:

"Well, I think I need a heart."

"Done! Says the Wizard."

"Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"

Up stepped Bush and said,

"The American people say that I need a brain."

"No problem! Said the Wizard.
Consider it done."

Then there is a great silence in the hall.

Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around,
But he doesn't say a word.

Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,
"Well, what do YOU want?"

"IS DOROTHY HERE?"

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Bill Clinton's favorite song:

Love In Bloomers

What do the letters in 'bitch' stand for?

"Bill's in Trouble, Call Hillary."

Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers?

To keep his ankles warm.

Why did Clinton take up playing the saxophone?

Because Hillary wouldn't let him play the ho-monica.

No.1378

8 comments:

Skunkfeathers said...

So when do Bill 'n Hil go to Oz and get forever stuck there?

74WIXYgrad said...

The presidents went flying
And Hillary was crying
Because she lost her bid
If she only thought that Bill
Would be a bitter pill
She would early had him hid


Cliff Note:To be sung to tune of "If I only Had a Brain"

Nankin said...

I knew I could count on you for a laugh. I hope you had a great father's day.

Phils Phun said...

G'day Hale
Great post on Billy Boy
Fathers day here down under is not until Sept
Come on down, and you can celebrate twice in one year
Cheers

Hale McKay said...

Skunk,

Was this one of the storms you chase that got away?

Hale McKay said...

Wixygrad,

LOL! Nice parody.

Hale McKay said...

Nankin,

Glad to be of service.

Hale McKay said...

Phil,

Celebrating a holiday twice sounds like a terrific idea.