Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Curbin' the Suburban Turban

This clip from the "Adam at Home" comic strip was reflecting my creativity today, but then I checked my e-mail and found the following text from my brother-in-law Donald. (Thanks, Don.) So I added some graphics ... and away we go!

Oh boy you will "love" this!

Welfare Poem

I cross ocean,
poor and broke,
Take bus,
see employment folk.

Nice man treat me
good in there,
Say I need to
see welfare.

Welfare say,
'You come no more,
We send cash
right to your door.'

Welfare checks,
they make you wealthy,
Medicaid it keep
you healthy!

By and by,
I get plenty money,
Thanks to you,
American dummy.

Write to friends
in motherland,
Tell them 'come
fast as you can.'

They come in turbans
and Ford trucks,
I buy big house
with welfare bucks

They come here,
we live together,
More welfare checks,
it gets better!

Fourteen families,
they moving in,
But neighbor's patience
wearing thin.

Finally, white guy
moves away,
I buy his house,
and then I say,
'Find more aliens for house to rent.'
And in the yard
I put a tent.

Send for family
they just trash,
But they, too,
draw the welfare cash!
Everything is
very good,
And soon we
own the neighborhood.

We have hobby
it's called breeding,
Welfare pay
for baby feeding.

Kids need dentist?
Wifes need pills?
We get free!
We got no bills!

American's crazy!
He pay all year,
To keep welfare
running here.

We think America
darn good place!
Too darn good for
the white man race.
If they no like us, they can
Got lots of room in Pakistan.

It is interesting that the federal government provides a single refugee with a monthly allowance of $1,890.00 and each can also get an additional $580.00 in social assistance for a total of$2,470.00.

This compares very well to a single pensioner who after contributing to the growth and development of America for 40 to 50 years can only receive a monthly maximum of $1,012.00 in old age pension and Guaranteed Income Supplement.

Maybe our pensioners should apply as refugees!

Lets send this to all Americans, so we can all be ticked off and maybe we can get the refugees cut back to $1,012.00 and the pensioners up to $2,470 00 and enjoy some of the money we were forced to submit to the Government over the last 40 or 50 years.



Skunkfeathers said...

Yeah, my current retirement aspirations are to work until I drop. And NOT in Pakistan.

Queenie said...

Have you ever been to England?????

Hale McKay said...


I know that England has an immigration problem too.

(Maybe some of them are Americans trying to get away from the immigrants on this side of the pond.)

Hale McKay said...


Retirement? What's retirement. The economy's so unreliable that us Boomers won't be able to afford to retire.