Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Flights of Fantasy

Hey! I just wrote some English subtitles to a foreign film clip!* It's of a woman giving a weather report. For some strange reason, I felt compelled to have her talk about herself instead. Check it out by clicking on this link:

ClipCaption Movie

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*You can add subtitles to your own film clip via The Generator Blog .

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Here's a funny piece I received via e-mail from my brother-in-law, Don.


Subject: FW: US NAVY RELEASES AL QAEDA TERRORIST


U.S.Navy releases Al Qaeda Terrorist -

I can't believe it!


The US Navy today announced that it has released a senior Al Qaeda terrorist after questioning him extensively for 27 days while being held prisoner aboard a US aircraft carrier in the Arabian Sea ...


In a humanitarian gesture, the terrorist was given $50 US and a white 1962 Ford Fairlane automobile upon being released from custody.









The attached photo shows the terrorist on his way home just after being released by the Navy.



[] GO NAVY!!! []


( I SURE HOPE THE POOR BASTARD CAN SWIM - hehehe)


Did anyone tell him that there are NO virgins in Davy Jones' Locker?

I would've thought the band would have been playing

"Anchors Aweigh"....

But instead there was a rousing rendition of

"Octopuses Garden."

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Do you know where you stand with our troubled economy?


I know where I am standing!
(Hint: Sans paddle.)

No.1473

4 comments:

Skunkfeathers said...

I vote for this option of releasing Al Qaeda terrorists, but with one amendment: instead of wasting a classic car, use Yugos.

Hale McKay said...

Skunk,

Thumbs up - Yugos it should be.

Christina said...

LOL @ the weather report. (my husband is over here asking me what the hell i'm laughing at...)

Hale McKay said...

Christina,

I showed to my wife but she didn't see much humor in it. Oh well, I thought it was funny.