Why does Sarah Palin keep insisting on impersonating Tina Fey?
Be still my heart! What a fantastic debate that was between Obama and McCain! NOT!
What a masterful job of moderation by Tom Brokaw! NOT!
Is it my imagination that both Obama and McCain, if not afraid, are hesitant to get confrontational with each other in a public forum? I mean, they certainly have no problems firing salvos at each other in their campaign ads. Why not in person?
Imagine the conversations at the coffee stations and water fountains the next day if they debated with the same mud-slinging attitude as displayed in their ads.
Obama: Senator McCain, you old fart. You're a honky!Brokaw: Gentlemen, and I use that term loosely, I'm the Moderator. You're supposed to be answering my questions.
McCain: I was serving my country while you were learning to walk by watching the chickens in your back yard.
Obama: Yeah, whitey. How come you never learned anything from all that experience?
McCain: You're the only Muslim I know who gets a grin on his face every time he sees a watermelon!
Obama: I was getting my law degree while you were drinking free beer from your wife's beer distribution company.
McCain: At least my resume' includes military service. What does your say? Used hubcap salesman?
Obama: Say, how'd you get this gig anyway?
McCain: Brokaw, you talk funny. You have the same speech instructor as Barbara Walters?
Obama: Yeah. It sounds like Ebonics on steroids.
All right, maybe my way isn't such a good idea. If that previous exchange had actually taken place, both Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton would be scrambling for the medicine chest for the nitro!
Even though it was a joke, I did learn something from Katie Couric's interview with Sarah Palin. I learned what kind of questions to ask when and if I ever interview someone.
What magazines do you read? (Palin: All of them.)
What view do you have from your house? (Palin: I can see Russia.)
Juneau the capital of Alaska? (Palin: Of course. It's "A.")
Note to Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton - this is a PARODY. So don't get your BVDs in a bunch!