Wednesday, October 08, 2008

Jack-O'-Bama



Why does Sarah Palin keep insisting on impersonating Tina Fey?

Be still my heart! What a fantastic debate that was between Obama and McCain! NOT!

What a masterful job of moderation by Tom Brokaw! NOT!

Is it my imagination that both Obama and McCain, if not afraid, are hesitant to get confrontational with each other in a public forum? I mean, they certainly have no problems firing salvos at each other in their campaign ads. Why not in person?

Imagine the conversations at the coffee stations and water fountains the next day if they debated with the same mud-slinging attitude as displayed in their ads.
Obama: Senator McCain, you old fart. You're a honky!

McCain: I was serving my country while you were learning to walk by watching the chickens in your back yard.

Obama: Yeah, whitey. How come you never learned anything from all that experience?

McCain: You're the only Muslim I know who gets a grin on his face every time he sees a watermelon!

Obama: I was getting my law degree while you were drinking free beer from your wife's beer distribution company.

McCain: At least my resume' includes military service. What does your say? Used hubcap salesman?
Brokaw: Gentlemen, and I use that term loosely, I'm the Moderator. You're supposed to be answering my questions.
Obama: Say, how'd you get this gig anyway?

McCain: Brokaw, you talk funny. You have the same speech instructor as Barbara Walters?

Obama: Yeah. It sounds like Ebonics on steroids.

All right, maybe my way isn't such a good idea. If that previous exchange had actually taken place, both Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton would be scrambling for the medicine chest for the nitro!


Even though it was a joke, I did learn something from Katie Couric's interview with Sarah Palin. I learned what kind of questions to ask when and if I ever interview someone.

What magazines do you read? (Palin: All of them.)

What view do you have from your house? (Palin: I can see Russia.)

Juneau the capital of Alaska? (Palin: Of course. It's "A.")
Note to Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton - this is a PARODY. So don't get your BVDs in a bunch!

No.1488

10 comments:

74WIXYgrad said...

WOW! I didn't know that Jesse and Al read your blog. Might be why you didn't post anything about nappy headed ho's.

Skunkfeathers said...

Speaking of parody..."President" Barack Hussein Oblahblah in the White House with an international crisis on his hands:

Aide: North Korea has launched a nuke at Japan!
Oblahblah: Uh..uh...well..uh..so?
Aide: Well, the world thinks we need to do something...
Oblahblah: Uh..uh..well, maybe..uh..we could send them a warning about future conduct on this line?
Aide: That's ALL?
Oblahblah: Uh..uh..well..uh...are there any Muslims there?
Aide: Uh..I don't think so..
Oblahblah: Uh..are there any friends of Muslims there?
Aide: Uh...well, yeah, I think so..
Oblahblah: then blame, uh, the Republicans, and send Kim Jong Il a membership to Netflix

versus "President" John McCain's response:

Aide: Mr. President, the Iranians have launched a nuke at Israel...
McCain: Bomb 'em! Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran!
Aide: But sir, the North Koreans and Chinese will protest...
McCain: Bomb them, too!
Aide: But sir! Even the British will protest THAT..
McCain: Heh heh..bomb THEM, too!
Aide: BOMB THE BRITS?
McCain: hehhehheh...that's, I say, that's a joke son..hehheh...can't take a bomb joke, eh? heheheheh..

Carolyn said...

LOL! Well.... uh... let me just say that first of all I don't know where the other party is getting their misinformation...

...but I think you did a pretty darn good job imitatin' those good old boys out there dukin' it out like a couple of Mavericks...

...but I just want to point out that after all was said and done, more was said and done and I still didn't hear a plan...

...but I believe in the American people, the workers are the backbone of this country, and yes we've stripped them of their jobs and money and self respect, but their Americans, they'll bounce back!...

...Oh shut up Paula. You can't be serious Randy! McCain has only one song he can sing well and you know very well you can't make an album with just one song. Palin has the looks but no vocal talent unless you can write a million songs with the words 'darn it, six-pack, maverick, and winky-wink' in them. Biden's songs are so long that one of them alone would take up a 60-minute CD and that's just boring! And O'Bama, shouldn't he have better rhythm? I mean, he starts out slow and his timing is off, but he finishes strong. However, that's not good enough either. But all in all I suppose he could be the dark horse in this competition...

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

Bwahahahahahaha. I love it. Have a great day. :)

Christina said...

LOL!!!! Too funny!

Hale McKay said...

Wixygrad,

LOL - actually I forgot about the "nappy headed ho's" - good thing, look how much trouble it caused Imus.

Hale McKay said...

Skunk,

I think you zeroed right in on the differences between our two candidates.

Hale McKay said...

Carolyn,

Always good to hear from a kindred West Virginian.

You're so right. We haven't heard of any semblance of a plan from either one of them.

Is it too late to write in somebody else?

Hale McKay said...

Sandee,

Glad you got a kick out of it.

...And to you - a great day also.

Hale McKay said...

Christina,

Thank you. If we can't be impressed by our Presidents-to-be, we might as will laugh at them.