Tuesday, December 09, 2008

Bells on Bailouts Ring...

...Making Company Spirits Bright


Now that Obama has picked his cabinet, I wonder how long it'll be before he starts to wonder if he might have made a mistake ...





With the exception of the late night talk show hosts and editorial cartoonists, during the Democratic primaries it was darn near impossible to find good funny Barack Obama jokes! Of course, if you chose to use them you faced charges of being labeled a racist. As far as I am now and was concerned then, any and every politician is fair game regardless of race.

Now that Barack Obama has been elected - all bets are off!

Hi-Ho!

One day Snow White sent the dwarfs into the mine to give the miners their lunch.

Tragically there was an earthquake and the mine caved in. Rescue crews worked for hours drilling in attempt to locate any survivors. Finally they broke through into an open mine shaft.

Snow White shouted into the hole, "YOO HOO?" and immediately a response came: " Vote for Barack Obama! "

Snow White said with delight, "Thank Goodness. At least Dopey is alive!"
The NEW Colossus


Do You Know As Much As An 8th Grader?

Barack Obama was seated next to an eighth-grade girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to The Obama, “What would you like to talk about?”

“Oh, I don’t know,” said the Obama. “How about What Changes I Should Make To America?” and he smiles.

“OK,” she says. “That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?”

Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it for a second and finally says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”

To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to change America when you don’t know shit?”


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4 comments:

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

Bwahahahahahaha. Love all the Bill Clinton ones. He's a piece of work. About a phoney as a 3 dollar bill.

Have a great day. :)

Skunkfeathers said...

LMAO...the bell rings, the government sucks money out to bail out the big losers, and my wallet gets anorexic ;)

Not that it had far to go these days, anyway LOL...

Hale McKay said...

Sandee,

I don't think jokes and toons about Bill Clinton will ever die or go away.

Hale McKay said...

Skunk,

I agree. The burning question - "when is Washington gonna bail US out?"