Invariably, there will always be someone who forgets their significant other on Valentine's Day. They are faced with the silent treatment - or worse - when they don't even show up with at least a card!
This blogger has a solution. Below are some sentimental and (wink wink) suggestive cartoons and redeemable coupons that can save the day for those forgetful souls out there.
If you are one of these people, help yourself to the toons and coupons. Simply copy and past them onto an e-mail to your significant other. HEY, they are better than nothing! Yes, it is the day after Valentine's Day, but better late than never. At least they show you remembered and put some effort into it.
Then you can put your partner into a good mood when you tell them the joke at the end of this post.
A new intern is getting a tour of the hospital he is working in. The intern walks past a room where a man is vigorously masturbating nonstop.
The intern asks the doctor he is with why that man was doing such a thing out in the open.
The doctor answers, "Oh, he has a medical condition where the sperm builds up so quickly in his body he has to masturbate constantly or he will explode."
"Oh, I see," says the intern.
They walk past another room where the intern sees a man laying on a stretcher receiving oral sex from a nurse.
Again, he asks the doctor, What is up with THAT?
The doctor says, "Same condition, better medical plan."