"A black man would be president when pigs fly."
Well Lordy, Lordy,
behold 100 days into Obama's term as president.
The Kathlik Kraut
Is seen here using a Holy spit guard.
People Are Trying To Catch
the Swine Flu
To End It All!
It's called SOOIECIDE !
The Three Big Bad Pigs!
This is not a time to panic. It's no pig deal. It's only a mild hamdemic. Don't believe all that Spam that's spreading.
A blonde runs out of gas and calls her husband for help.
"Where are you?" he asks.
She answers, "Over on Main Street across the street from the gas station."
"Why can't you get gas there?"
"I'm afraid I'll catch that Swine Flu," she replied.
"Honey, listen closely," he said slowly, "The Swine Flu epidemic is in Mexico - not TEXACO!"