Don't act stupid. That's what politicians are for!Nobody notices what I do, until I don't do it.What if I don't WANT to press '1' for English?I don't need sex.
The government screws
me everyday!If I agreed with you, then we'd both be wrong.Alcohol is the answer. I just can't remember the question!Teamwork means never having to take all the blame.I don't mind going to work. It's that 8-hour wait to go home that sucks.
I'd Rather Be A Smart Ass Than A Dumb Shit!Some people say I have a bad attitude. I say, SCREW them!
For my next trick, I will need a condom and a volunteer.I'd tell you to go HELL, but I work there and I don't want to see you everyday.
Years ago, I stumbled onto the great taste of beer. I've been stumbling ever since.I'm in my own little world, but it's okay. They know me here.
I try to keep the coffee buzz going until the alcohol buzz kicks in.I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.I follow my dreams ... Except the one where I'm naked in church.
A penny for your thoughts - A dollar if you flash me!Believe it or not, I'm the NORMAL one in my family.
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Years ago, I stumbled onto the great taste of beer. I've been stumbling ever since.
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4 comments:
A good collection of wit and wisdoms, but one does beg to consider a genuine comparison: is it better to be a dumbass (with proper geographic location for the cranial cavity filler), or a smartass (and have a headache everytime one sits down)?
What Skunkfeathers said. Bwahahahahahaha.
Have a terrific day. :)
Skunk,
You do raise an interesting point.
Sandee,
Skunk must be right. You've made it unanimous.
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