Then I saw the front page of Thursday's New York Post :
...And this photo on page 5.
Tiger Woods is a wild cat cheating on his wife with a cougar. What a lion cheetah!
When asked how the recent car accident and subsequent beat-down would affect his playing ability, Tiger said, "Well, my long game is still pretty good. I just need to focus on keeping my putz down."
Most sports advocates believe Tiger Woods' incident with his wife will actually improve his game. Let's face it; when you get hit in the head with a seven iron, you're going to see a lot of birdies.
Q. What's the difference between Tiger Woods' house and his Escalade?
A. The airbag in the Escalade didn't blow up and hit him in the face.
There are unsubstantiated reports that one of Tiger Woods' mistresses is pregnant. It seems that Tiger had another accident while pulling out.
What do Tiger Woods and a baby seal have in common? They both get clubbed by Norwegians.