Home is where you hang your @.
Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice.
Fax is stranger than fiction.
Don't byte off more than you can view.
A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.
A chat has nine lives.
There's no place like home.com.
Pentium wise, pen foolish.
You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.
What boots up must come down.
Too many clicks spoil the browse.
C: is the root of all directions.
Will windows never cease?
The geek shall inherit the earth.