Friday, August 19, 2005

Never Too Old

It's not always the mind that goes first.

It's not always the libido that goes.

It's not always the heart that goes.

Sometimes it's the hearing that goes first!

Celebrity Quotes on Relationships
"I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me." - Elaine Boosler
"A girl can wait for the right man, but in the meantime that doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with the wrong ones." - Cher
"I'm opposed to divorce. Why leave the nut you got for one you don't know." - Loretta Lynn
Heaven Is For Patriots
Osama bin Laden went to Heaven and was greeted by George Washington, who slapped him and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped to conceive!"
....Patrick Henry then approached and punched Osama in the nose. James Madison appeared and kicked him in the shin. An angry Thomas Jefferson whacked Osama over the head with a cane. The thrashing continued as John Randolph, James Monroe and 66 early Americans came in and unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader.
....Suddenly, as Osama lay writhing in unbearable pain, an angel appeared.
...."This is not what you promised me," Osama said to the angel.
...."Come on, Osama," the angel replied. "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven."


Kat said...

Your blog is such fun. Thanks for stopping by Keep the Coffee and taking time to comment. I laughed about the Millionaire as I too remember. Getting to the kitchen and wondering why I'm there is another story! Please do link.

Carolyn said...

Eh? Could you type this a little louder please??