Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Fractured Etymology No. 10

(The return of some choice words from the dictionary of The Pointmeister.)

.1. ARBITRATOR: A cook who leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds.

.2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tried to do.

.3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage.

.4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with.

.5. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate.

.6. COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.

.7. ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living.

.8. EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist.

.9. HEROES: What a guy in a boat does.

10. LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money.

11. MISTY: How golfers create divots.

12. PARADOX: Two physicians.

13. PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.

14. PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm.

15. POLARIZE: What penguins see with.

16. PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.

17. RELIEF: What trees do in the spring.

18. RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife.

19. SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does.

20. SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official.



schnoodlepooh said...

I just LOVE those. They are hilarious.

OldHorsetailSnake said...

Very Excellent, sir.

Carolyn said...

Very funny :)

I heard this one the other day:
TAINTED: What Earl said at the morgue when he went to ID the body, "Taint Ed."