(The return of some choice words from the dictionary of The Pointmeister.)
.1. ARBITRATOR: A cook who leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds.
.2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tried to do.
.3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage.
.4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with.
.5. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate.
.6. COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
.7. ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living.
.8. EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist.
.9. HEROES: What a guy in a boat does.
10. LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money.
11. MISTY: How golfers create divots.
12. PARADOX: Two physicians.
13. PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
14. PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm.
15. POLARIZE: What penguins see with.
16. PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.
17. RELIEF: What trees do in the spring.
18. RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife.
19. SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does.
20. SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official.
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3 comments:
I just LOVE those. They are hilarious.
Very Excellent, sir.
Very funny :)
I heard this one the other day:
TAINTED: What Earl said at the morgue when he went to ID the body, "Taint Ed."
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