Wholly Crap

File this one under: "You Gotta Be kidding Me!"

For as little as $10.00 a week, Wholly Crap will clean your yard of that nasty dog waste. There are many advantages to keeping your yard clean. Dog waste compromises the appearance of your yard, attracts flies and other pests, pollutes ground water, offends the neighbors and most significantly, endangers the health of your pets and your family. Dog waste removal services exist to make life more pleasant for dog owners by eliminating the most unpleasant aspects of dog ownership -- at a surprisingly low cost!

Sign-up Now! Unless you have the Perfect Dog!

You can sign-up now by using our online sign-up form, contacting us through email or just pick-up the phone and give us a call! You won't be sorry that you did because it will help you and your pet live healthier lives.Please try to provide all the information on the form so that we may contact you in a timely manner.

Why should I be concerned with the removal of waste?

Dog waste often contains a variety of organisms--including bacteria and internal parasites--which may be both communicable and harmful to humans, especially children. Fecal coliform bacteria, for example, can cause severe stomach illness and rashes.
In addition, various diseases and parasitic infestations also can be spread from dog to dog through uncollected feces. "Because many dogs have a propensity to eat another dog's waste, the threat of spreading disease this way should be a real concern to pet owners.


Franchises Availablein Ohio and PennsylvaniaClick here for information
Email for More Informationor phone 1-800-929-0808
Contact Information:392 Seaburn Street • Brookfield, Ohio 44403Phone: 330-448-1700 • Owner: Patty DiGiacobbe

Well Hoss, here it is, a wonderful chance to make your pile! (Pardon the pun.) You can sew up the West Coast while Patty is concentrating her attention in Ohio and Pennsylvania. If someone ever says you're full of it, you can reply, "Thank you," because it'll mean you're successful. If someone asks you "How's work?" You can reply, "It stinks, but someone has to do it."

There is another outfit that provides this service in addition to doggie-sitting. I guess it is the smell of success? Doody Calls and Wholly Crap must know their shit!

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