Friday, November 18, 2005
Look over yonder,
What do you see?
A new day is arisin'
-Tommy James & The Shondelles
(Cyrstal Blue Persuasion)
What do you see when you look at the bottle over yonder? As for me, I see at least 9 dolphins! (There may be more.)
Can you take your mind off of the carnal distractions long enough to find some dolphins? Now don't let the name "Flipper" give you any anatomical thoughts either.
How do you surprise that redneck man in your life? Why, you make him a redneck birthday cake of course!
Do you really want to know how Dairy Queen makes those curls on top of their ice cream cones?
Maybe, just maybe Coca Cola is taking the advertisement thing a little too far?
Curmudgeon responsible for this post: Hale McKay at 8:45 PM