Look over yonder,
What do you see?
A new day is arisin'
Most definitely.
-Tommy James & The Shondelles
(Cyrstal Blue Persuasion)
What do you see when you look at the bottle over yonder? As for me, I see at least 9 dolphins! (There may be more.)
Can you take your mind off of the carnal distractions long enough to find some dolphins? Now don't let the name "Flipper" give you any anatomical thoughts either.
How do you surprise that redneck man in your life? Why, you make him a redneck birthday cake of course!
Do you really want to know how Dairy Queen makes those curls on top of their ice cream cones?
Maybe, just maybe Coca Cola is taking the advertisement thing a little too far?
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7 comments:
I'll never look at a bidet or a case of Pabst the same again..I've got to go out of my trailer now and move my rusty pickup behind the yellow camaro..
I just see sex stuff.
ready for our one night stand now? ;)
Then lets goo to vegas & get married in a drive through by Elvis.
That's always been my dream..
something is wrong with me...evidently I don't know what dolphins look like because I've been staring at it for an hour and don't see any. :D:D
I saw the man and woman embracing first then I saw 9 dolphins.
Its been scientifically proven that coke and pepsi can be poured into a toilet or sink and kill the germs and clean it out! I think its the phosphoric acid, its a good cleanser! So maybe they got the right idea here?..:o)
I know most of the rednecks here where I live would just love that Birthday cake!..;o)
Blessings,
Rhiannon
Yummy ice cream.... eeeeekkkkkk. I'll never go to DQ again.
It took me a while to see those dolphins (shows you where my mind is at). And the snowmen, I have to remember not to be drinking my coffee when I read your blog. I started laughing and the coffee is all over...you kill me!
Hon, There ARE NO DOLPHINS. Reminds me of the "sex pots" I did in ceramics class...teapots of sexual positions. God I loved that class!
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