Wednesday, January 04, 2006
If polyunsaturated fat is so bad for us, then why can't we buy food that contains polysaturated fat? I think we have been duped, truth be told. I think some comedy writer made up the word so an audience could heckle anyone who told a silly joke about parrots.
What about a Plutocracy? Could it be that the same comedy writer wants us to think that Mickey Mouse's dog is in charge? Well, I for one know better. We are ruled by an autocracy! General Motors runs the whole shebang!
You know what life really is? Life is trying to ride a unicycle with a flat tire.
Did you ever want to be somebody who could "rest on one's laurels?" Don't bother. I tried it once and the lady yelled from her window, "Get the hell off my shrubs!"
If uxoricide is the murder of a wife by the husband, then it must follow that suicide is the self-murder of a boy named Sue. Which would mean that cyanide is the self-murder of Sy Sperling when his hair transplants fell out.
Sorry, I sometimes wade into some profound waters and get swept away. (So far I haven't been swept under Sy's rug.)
Ever notice how famous speeches and quotes are sometimes recycled by politicians to get attention? I submit the following: "Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country." - John Fitzgerald Kennedy
"Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what you can do for your country club." - George Walker Bush
I find it interesting that the word subbookkeeper has four consecutive sets of double letters. I find it even more interesting that there are no bookkeepers on submarines.
For some reason I cannot explain, everytime I hear the word succubus, I have this image of someone with some serious burnt lips from an exhaust pipe.
Curmudgeon responsible for this post: Hale McKay at 12:40 AM