Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Polyunsaturated Phat


If polyunsaturated fat is so bad for us, then why can't we buy food that contains polysaturated fat? I think we have been duped, truth be told. I think some comedy writer made up the word so an audience could heckle anyone who told a silly joke about parrots.

What about a Plutocracy? Could it be that the same comedy writer wants us to think that Mickey Mouse's dog is in charge? Well, I for one know better. We are ruled by an autocracy! General Motors runs the whole shebang!

You know what life really is? Life is trying to ride a unicycle with a flat tire.

Did you ever want to be somebody who could "rest on one's laurels?" Don't bother. I tried it once and the lady yelled from her window, "Get the hell off my shrubs!"

If uxoricide is the murder of a wife by the husband, then it must follow that suicide is the self-murder of a boy named Sue. Which would mean that cyanide is the self-murder of Sy Sperling when his hair transplants fell out.
Sorry, I sometimes wade into some profound waters and get swept away. (So far I haven't been swept under Sy's rug.)

Ever notice how famous speeches and quotes are sometimes recycled by politicians to get attention? I submit the following: "Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country." - John Fitzgerald Kennedy
"Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what you can do for your country club." - George Walker Bush

I find it interesting that the word subbookkeeper has four consecutive sets of double letters. I find it even more interesting that there are no bookkeepers on submarines.

For some reason I cannot explain, everytime I hear the word succubus, I have this image of someone with some serious burnt lips from an exhaust pipe.



No.490

8 comments:

jules said...

"succubus"....LMAO...Thanks Mikey, I needed the smile! :P

kenju said...

Thus are the vagaries of our language! LOL

Marti said...

LOL!

Thanks, my day was going downhill and that cheered me up!

OldHorsetailSnake said...

And when I think of the word "craven," I am describing myself just before I type in www.pointmeister.blogspot.com.

Peter said...

Hi Mike, maybe a duocracy, GM and Texaco??

Ivy the Goober said...

Hey, Bessie! You go, girl!

Assorted Babble by Suzie said...

Interesting observations!! (LOL)

Shannon akaMonty said...

So what do you think of when you hear the word incubus?