Pick a line. Any line. Girls and gals you've heard them all! Maybe some of them have worked. Maybe not. What follows are a few I found while browsing under the key words 'pick up lines.' Believe it or not, these supposedly actually worked!
....I thought a couple of them were quite good, if only for being original. Ladies, would you take a bite on any of these lines?
Come, live in my heart and pay no rent.
If you stood in front of a mirror holding 11 roses, you would see a dozen of the most beautiful things in the world. (An A+ for originality.)
My friends bet me $20 that I couldn't talk with the prettiest girl in the place. What do say we have a drink and spend their money?
I thought "Very Fine" only come in a bottle.
You're so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can be breast-fed by you until I'm 30.
All those curves, and me with no brakes!
The drink: $5. The room: $100. The night with you? Priceless.
Would you like Gin and Platonic, or do you prefer Scotch and Sofa?
You can't be my first, but you can be my next.
Love is a sensation, caused by temptation, to feel penetration. A guy sticks his location, in a girl's destination, to increase the population, for the next generation. Did you get my explanation? Or do you need a demonstration? (How long did it take to memorize this one?)
What's your favorite position on extramarital sex?
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore. My face should be among them.
If you didn't think those were so bad, trust me they are going to get worse.
What do say we go back to my place and do some math. Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide our legs, and multiply.
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It's like a French kiss, but down under...
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go to my place and spread the word.
I'm a writer, you're a writer, how about we get naked and put some poetry in motion?
I can do more things to you than MacGyver in a "Do-It-Yourself-Shop."
Do you like jigsaw puzzles? Then let's go to my place and put our pieces together.
I'm a Wine Taster, wine I ain't tasting you?
Girl, you look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit. (Must have been C&W night.)
You're hotter than donut grease. (An off duty police oficer?)You're ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it?
Is that shirt camel skin? 'Cause I'm checking out your humps.
Sorry, but now I'm scraping the dredge from the bottom of the barrel.
I had your sister last year. She sucked! Wanna defend your family honor?
Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard? (This line worked? No way!)
Your eyes are as blue as the water in my toilet bowl. (This dude sure put a lot of thought into this one.)
You're ugly, but you intrigue me. (It had to be closing time!)
Sorry ladies, I didn't make them up, I copied them. I don't blame you if you wouldn't admit to falling for any of those above. Although the one with the roses isn't half bad, right?
How about some pick up lines that women use to pick up men, ladies? ( I know, us guys are so easy, virtually any line would reel us in! ) Surely, some of you have some you've at least heard.