a)- If they own a camel, nuke 'em!
b)- Pull my finger!
c)- Did you know nucleyear only has one "R?"
d)- It was just wild specu-
The above are the four possible answers to a multiple choice question asked to President George W. Bush in response to published reports that his administration is planning to use nuclear weapons against Iran.
He downplayed an article that appeared in The New Yorker Magazine, which reported that the admistration was considering using tactical nuclear weapons against Irani underground nuclear sites.
"We hear in Washington, you know, prevention means force," he told students and faculty at Johns Hopkins University. "It doesn't mean force, necessarily. In this case, it means diplomacy."
...."I read the articles in the newspapers this weekend. It was just wild speculation."
...."We do not want the Iranians to have a nuclear weapon, the capacity to make a nuclear weapon, or the knowledge about how to make a nuclear weapon."
Hmm...Just what was his answer? "He said" .... What he meant.
Well ..."prevention means force".... Nuke 'em!
Then ... "it means diplomacy"... pull my finger!
That ... "I read the articles" ... wild speculation.
That ... "was wild speculation" ... nucleyear has one "R"
Then ... "We don't want Iranians" ... Nuke 'em!
Then ... "capacity to make" ... Nuke 'em!
.And ... "knowledge about" ... Nuke 'em!
Don't you feel safe knowing that he has a plan? Do you like his Strategery ?
With Easter on Sunday, why is Dubya's obsessive search for WMD reminding me of an Easter egg hunt? Maybe because he has put all his eggs in one basket? Or is it that he has egg on his face?
For some reason, his response to the reports of a nuclear attack leaves us right where we started before he was asked to comment. Another question, Mr. President, who leaked this story?