The Pope of Pennsylvania Ave

Oh Pious One, whither goest thou?

...And why are you so damned determined to take the whole friggin' planet with you?

...I looked, and there was a pale green horse. Its rider was named Death, and Hades accompanied him. - Revelations 6:8

One Night at Karaoke:
They say I'm a dummy, a dunce, a dipshit, a dolt, a liar and a ding-a-ling;
I'm a screwed up clown and an old lout and don't know a thing;
Each time I find myself fallin' flat on my ass,
I just open my mouth up and show I've got no class.

That's Bush (That's Bush), That's Bush and they can't deny it.
Many times they've thought impeachment , let them go ahead and try it;
But if there's no WMDs a showin' come this here July,
I'm gonna roll out the B-1s and those Iranis will die. My, my.

Have you ever wondered just who is advisors are, and what they are thinking? When he talks on the phone about his nefarious plans, does the person on the other end think "Who is this Joker?"

Then the sky was divided like a torn scroll curling up, and every mountain and island was moved from its place. - Revelations 8:14

Pontificating such eloquent gems as "Americans is addicted to oil," one can only wonder if that explains his fascination with the Middle East. He thinks he is protecting America's oil interests, but in fact he is only protecting America's oil companies' interests. Does he dig deep into his own pockets for a double sawbuck to put a mere six gallons of gasoline into his fuel efficient limousines? I think not. The tax payer's taking care of that too.

I know how to fix things. Every homeowner, every handyman, every mechanic, and every plumbler knows what to use when a quick fix is needed. You want the Bush problem taken care of once and for all. The solution to the Middle East problem? The solution to Homeland Security? It will take just one roll of Duct tape.

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