Sunday, April 16, 2006
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
In a surprising turn of events, President Bush has decided to send the latest in stealth technology over to the Middle East. Samantha Stevens, of "Bewitched" fame, will begin flying secretive sorties over Iraq.
Her husband, Darren, was unavailable for comment. It was learned however, that her mother Endora, and daughter Tabitha may also also be pressed into service. Bush was quoted as saying, "A few spells here and there in the right places, and before you know it they'll be volunteering to join our armed forces."
It was hinted that Jeanie could be drafted to handle some of the more covert clandestine operations.
One proposal involving these enchantresses, would be their combined use of magic to plant post-hypnotic suggestions to the entirety of the Middle East. The spell would convince the Arab world that Mohammad had been resurrected. When he faces the people, Muhammad Ali would step forth and recite his famous poetry. First he would convince them to French-kiss their camels' asses. Then he could convince them to lay down their arms.
Yes, desperate times call for desperate measures! ....But you know, this just might work!
Curmudgeon responsible for this post: Hale McKay at 11:45 PM