A woman builds up a man's ego and let's him know he is always right - before she marries him! - 'Hagar the Horrible'
A man sweeps a woman off her feet and then gives her the broom. - Hale McKay
Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other, to let her have it. - Lyndon B. Johnson
Woe to the house where the hen crows and the rooster keeps still. - Spanish Proverb
Any married man should forget his mistakes - no use two people remembering the same thing. - Duane Dewel
I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night. - Marie Corelli
No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes she were not. - H.L. Mencken
On this lazy rainy day, I thought these quotes might bring out a smile or two to brighten someone's day. (I even stuck in one of my own.) The quotes above, and the "Moose" comic strip deal with marriage. The following quotes concentrate more on the single people.
Men are what their mothers made them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
At twenty a man is a peacock, at thirty a lion, at forty a camel, at fifty a serpent, at sixty a dog, at seventy an ape, at eighty, nothing at all. - Baltasar Beaudelaire
It takes all the fun out of a bracelet if you have to buy it yourself. - Peggy Joyce
A gentleman does things no gentleman would do in a way only a gentleman can. - Luigi Banzini
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria SteinemLaurence J. Peter
We are all in this together - by ourselves. - Lily Tomlin
I wonder, how many couples out there ever used a "Promise Board?" We did in our second year of marriage, although it wasn't quite as specific as this one. There would be the simple "Yes" or "No" written upon it. (I'll be damned if I could ever find that eraser when "No" appeared.) My father-in-law gave me this advice on our wedding day: "Every time you make love, put a lucky penny in a large jar near your bed, and once it is filled, start removing a penny every time." He told me that we would never empty the jar. We never did. (I should have used a smaller jar.)
Life is what happens to us while we are making other plans. - Thomas La Mance