Butt Crack Fever

This post is dedicated to the unwavering work of Hoss in his mission to rid the world of "butt crack." The following song, originally titled "Cat Scratch Fever," is reworked here for that purpose, and with apologies to Ted Nugent.

---Butt Crack Fever

Well I don't know where they come from
But they sure do come
I hope they comin' for me
And I don't know how they do it
But they sure do it good
I hope they doin' it for free
They give me butt crack fever
Butt crack fever
The first time that I got it
I was just ten years old
I got it from some kitty next foor
I went and see the Dr. and
He gave me the cure
I think I got it some more
They give me butt crack fever
Butt crack fever
It's nothin dangerous
I feel no pain
I've got to ch-ch-change
You know you got it when you're going insane
It makes a grown man cryin' cryin'
Won't you make my bed
I make the pussy purr with
The stroke of my hand
They know they gettin' it from me
They know just where to go
When they need their lovin man
They know I do it for free
They give me butt crack fever
Butt crack fever

Actually the song is intact, except for the words "Cat Scratch," which have lovingly been changed to the ubiquitous "Butt Crack."

Break out the trowel and get to patching, Hoss.

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