Friday, August 04, 2006

Hanging In There

Care for a game of Hangman anyone?

What a fun idea! You can play that word guessing game and "hang" a celebrity if you fail. Now that's what I call a win-win situation!

I got to hang a couple of losers! Swing, Britney Spears! Hang in there, Justin Timberfakelake!

Would you like to hang a not-so-favorite, or favorite celebrity for that matter? It just so happens, I have the link for you! (Save yourself some aggravation and deliberately "guess" the wrong letters to insure a short and sweet execution.)

Also waiting on the Hangman death row are: Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Sandra Bullock, Brad Pitt, Elijah Wood, and Christina Ricci. Don your black hood and have fun.
The History Lesson

It was the first day of school and a new student named Pedro , the son of a Mexican rancher, entered the fourth grade.
....The teacher said, "Lets begin by reviewing some American history. "Who said Give me Liberty, or give me Death?"
....She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Pedro, who had his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775."
...."Very good!" said the teacher. "Now, who said, Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth?"
....Again, no response except from Pedro: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863."
....The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed! Pedro, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do!"
....She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Mexicans!"
...."Who said that?" she demanded.
....Pedro put his hand up. "Jim Bowie, 1836."
....At that point, a student in the back said, "Im gonna puke." ....The teacher glared and asked, "All right! Now, who said that?"
....Again, Pedro answered, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."
....Now furious, another student yelled, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"
....Pedro jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouting to the teacher, "Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
....Now, with almost a mob hysteria, the teacher said, "If you say anything else, I'll kill you!"
....Pedro frantically yelled at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001."
....The teacher fainted, and as the class gathered around her on the floor, someone said, "Oh shit, were in BIG trouble now!"
....Pedro whispered, "Saddam Hussein, 2003."
....Finally, someone threw an eraser at Pedro and another student shouted, "Duck"!
....The teacher, just waking up and still a bit out of it, asked "Who said that?
....Pedro: "Dick Cheney 2006!"



Raggedy said...

lmao..I have the same joke only she was a new Japanese girl named suzuki...hahahaha I got it in 2001...
Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you." Suzuki frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy 2001." The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're in big trouble! and Suzuki said, "The Taliban! 2001."
Great post..I loved the cartoons too!
Have a wonderful day!
(=':'=) huge huggles
(")_ (")Š from da Raggedy one

Peter said...

Pedro was one smart little Mexican hey Mike.

As always... Rachael said...

THat's funny... I'd never heard that joke before.

I'd love to hang a celebrity, but it would be better if the noose was atually around their neck and you could watch them shit their pants!

Miss Cellania said...

When I used that joke, it was Saddam in 2003 (and a boy named Suzuki). One of those all-purpose jokes. But ALWAYS funny! Thanks for the Hangman game. I had one ready to go, but it didn't work and had no celebritites. This is MUCH better!

jules said...

Well it was the first time I had heard the joke, Mikey. It was cute. Monty and I plan on talking about you depth.

Christina said...

Funny joke - first time for me!

deni said...

LOL, that was funny.

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