Thursday, January 18, 2007

Coming To A Theater Near You

Not one, but two controversial films are about to hit the silver screen profiling a former President of the United States. Both biographical films detail the life William Clinton.

The first to be released this summer The Legend Of Bubba, follows the future Commander-In-Chief's prepubescent curiosity in a hay loft in rural Arkansas to his carnal escapades in the Oval Office.
....Subtitled From Bananas To Stogies, the film has received an NC-17 rating due to explicit sex scenes and strong adult language.

The second movie, The Bill Clinton Story, The Younger Years, isn't expected to open until early fall. Like the former film, this feature is also rated NC-17 due to the explicit nudity and scenes sexual in nature.
....This film has been highly anticipated because of the uncredited cameo appearance of Sharon Stone in the opening sequence. The scene will be used on the poster to be distributed to the participating theaters. (Clicking on both posters above and to the right will produce a larger more detailed image.)

This reviewer, like you, cannot wait for the release of these accounts of the life and times of Bill Clinton.

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Before closing I'd like to share the contents of an e-mail from my daughter:

Once upon a time the re lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the PRINCESS. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.
No matter what; metal, wood, stone, anything she touched would melt.
....Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.
The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter?
....He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king, "If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured."
....The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan.
....The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth.

....The first brought a sword of the finest steel. But alas, when the princess touched it, it melted. The prince went away sadly .

The second prince brought diamonds. He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt. But alas, once the princess touched them, they melted. He too was sent away disappointed.

The third prince approached. He told the princess, "Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there."
....The princess did as she was told, though she turned red. She felt something hard. She held it in her hand. And it did not melt!!!

The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed.

And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after.

Question: What was in the prince's pants?

M&M's of course.
They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
What were you thinking??



lime said...

LOL @ al lof it. and clearly your daughter has inherited youy sense of humor, well done!

Jack K. said...

M&M's of course.

Jack K. said...

OK, so I lied in the previous comment. It was Bill Clinton in his formative years.

kenju said...

Clever movie posters, Mike, very clever!

jules said...

You sure that wasn't a Brittany crotch shot?

Top cat said...

OH HALE!! I laughed my buttinski off reading about the Clinton movies.
Great! Wonderful! Fantastico! Bravo!
Ebert & the Other Guy give Hale 4 stars ****

M&M's..of course I thought it was a PENIS!