Sunday, February 11, 2007

E-mail Nuggets

One day while cleaning up my e-mail inbox, I found a few ...umm ... interesting items:



Make Up $60

Tattoo $500

Boob Job $10000



Forgetting To Tuck Your Nuts In ...

Priceless!


Click on image for larger view.

(Thanks, Earl.)



Recent airline report: There has been a significant decline in the use of airbags since the carriers stopped serving meals on flights.

What do you call an Evangelical church leader who uses speed? - A Crystal Methodist



This is the hostess for an Italian afternoon T.V. talk show...
























And this is the hostess for an American afternoon
T.V. talk show...

To enroll in your nearest language school to learn Italian, call:
1-800-555-CIAO

(Thanks, Jack !)


No.892

10 comments:

Hale McKay said...

Well heck! That number for the Italian lessons has been busy all day!

Peter said...

Nice to see Rosie upholding the good? name of American TV, I had these filed away for future use too... maybe well into the future now.

Serena Joy said...

Oh, cripes! I hate it when a guy has a better bustline than I do. I think my makeup looks better, though. LOL. Have fun with your Italian lessons.:)

Raggedy said...

Il hostess italiano è gorgeous. Li darà incentive per espandere i vostri fermi linguistici tra l'altro.
You can always practice. If you could croon like Adriano then you might just have a chance.
http://its-a-raggedy-life.blogspot.com/2007/01/adriano-celentano.html
Great post today! You even got hubby to look over here at my computer..lol
I enjoyed your last post.
Thank you for sharing with us.

Have a wonderful day!
*^_^
(=':'=) hugs
(")_ (")Š from
the Cool Raggedy one

jules said...

I need to go gouge my eyes out now.

Webmiztris said...

"Click on image for larger view."

Now why would I want to do that?

*shudder*

lol!

Karen said...

The Italians know how to live, eh?

Now wouldn't that give the conservatives fits over here...

*tee, hee*

Hale McKay said...

Yes, Raggedy. The hostess is very gorgeous!

Jack K. said...

You are most welcome. Anytime. Glad you could use the pics. snerx.

Top cat said...

Oh man, this is so funny.
I love Italian dressing now I love Italian Tv.
tc