"The Iowa caucuses will be held tonight after a year of nonstop campaigning by the presidential candidates. Many Iowans are sad to see this circus end. After the candidates leave, the farmers will have to go back to fertilizing the crops themselves." - Argus Hamilton
On the morning of the Iowa Caucuses, Hillary Clinton looks very relieved. When asked why, she replied, “David Letterman’s back on the air and I was not the topic of his Top Ten List.”
Fresh Manure In Iowa Guarantees Bumper Corn Crop Next Year.