The Fertilization of Iowa

Caucus - does it sound like a dirty word to you too? - Hale Mckay

"The Iowa caucuses will be held tonight after a year of nonstop campaigning by the presidential candidates. Many Iowans are sad to see this circus end. After the candidates leave, the farmers will have to go back to fertilizing the crops themselves." - Argus Hamilton

On the morning of the Iowa Caucuses, Hillary Clinton looks very relieved. When asked why, she replied, “David Letterman’s back on the air and I was not the topic of his Top Ten List.”
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Iowa Headlines:

Mike Huckleberry Huckabee crosses writers picket line to join Jay Leno on the Tonight Show.

Huckleberry Hound Dog Mike Huckabee surprises Mitt Romney in the Republican Caucus in Iowa.

Fresh Manure In Iowa Guarantees Bumper Corn Crop Next Year.


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