When asked during an oral exam to discuss the origins of hybrid forms of transportation, the blonde cheerleader answered, "The Romans were the first to develop hybrid vehicles.
"How did you come to that conclusion?" asked the Economics teacher.
"Well duh, they hitched a centaur to their chariots."
The blonde was then asked to discuss the problems with HMOs.
She said, "It was because of an HMO that Frankenstein had so many health issues. Like they had to bolts in his neck to keep him charged."
The teacher was aghast and replied, "That was fiction. They didn't have health plans in those days."
Confidently the blonde said, "My point exactly."
A couple at a high school reunion was gawking at a drunken woman swigging her drink alone at a nearby table. "Do you know her?" the wife asked.
"Yes," the husband sighed. "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and i hear she hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" said the wife. "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
"I have to be very careful not to get get pregnant," a woman told her friend.
"I don't understand," said the friend. "I thought your husband had a vasectomy."
The woman answered, "Precisely."
A blonde was talking to her mother about her upcoming wedding. "Mom, I want you to teach me how I can keep my new husband happy."
The mother took a deep breath and began, "When two people honor and respect each other, love can be a very beautiful thing ----."
"I know how to f**k, Mom, " the girl interrupted. "I'm asking you for your lasagna recipe."