Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Taliban Broadcasting Company

(The following was received in an e-mail. No source was given. I don't know who wrote this, but I wish I could take credit for it.)


The Taliban Broadcasting Company (TBC) is pleased to announce its 2009 Fall television schedule. The TBC prides itself in bringing to Islam the best in wholesome family entertainment. Our programming is dedicated to our fallen suicide bombers who gave their lives for you in the name of Allah.


All shows brought to you by Texaco...!

"You can trust your Suburban to the man who wears the Turban!"


MONDAY:
0800-Husseinfeld
0900-Mad About Everything
0930-Monday Night Stoning
1000-Win Bin Laden's Money
1030-Allah McBeal

TUESDAY:
0800-Wheel of Terror
0830-The Price is Right~If Osama Says So
0900-Children R Forbidden from Saying the Darndest Things
0930-Taliban's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers
1000-Osama Who's U'r Mama?

WEDNESDAY:
0800-Tales from the Koran
0830-When Kurds Attack
0900-1,000,000 Things I Hate About You
0930-Just Shoot Them!
1000-Vielwatch
1100-This 'Ol Cave

THURSDAY:
0800-Fatima Loves Chachi
0830-M*U*S*T*A*S*H
0900-Saddams' Island
0930-Married with 169 Children
1000-Eye 4 an Eyewitness News

FRIDAY:
0800-Spongeallah Squareturban
0830-Who's Koran Is It Anyway?
0900-TeleTalibans
1000-Camel 54, Where R U?
1100-My Favorite WMD
1200-Beat The Press

SATURDAY:
0800-Judge Jihad
0830-Suddenly Sanctions
0900-Who Wants to Marry a Terrorist?
0930-Better Caves & Gardens
1000-No Witness News

SUNDAY:
0800-My 333 Sons
0830-Osama Knows Best
0900-I Dream of Mohammed
0930-Let's Mecca Deal
1000-The Kabul Hillbillies
1100-The Christian Beheading Network

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2 comments:

Sandee said...

You are a sick puppy Hale. I mean that in the nicest way. Bwahahahahahaha.

Have a terrific day. :)

Sarah Sofia Ganborg said...

sounds logical...!