Fractured Etymology No.2

~ The Pointmeister has again opened the pages of his dictionary to dispense a few for you to contemplate.

1. Affirm - a company
2. Become - when flowers bloom this happens
3. Bedrock - where the Flinstones live
4. Beechnut - an idiot at the sea shore
5. Benign - What an 8 year old is on his next birthday
6. Broadcast - The female stars of a show
7. Catch 22 - A bust when playing Blackjack
8. Cargo - what happens when you step on the gas pedal
9. Commandeer - an ordinary forest animal
10. Context - librabry book for a prisoner
11. Detest - what a teacher gives you to make you feel stupid
12. Egregious - Agreeing with anything Mr. Philbin says
13. Elixir - what a tomcat does to a female he is courting
14. Handicap - headwear there when you need it
15. Mango - when a woman wants a man to leave
16. Matador - put down a rug at an entrance
17. Mystery - she misspelled cheese as "chese"
18. Oath - what a person with a lisp eats for breakfast
19. Pastor - what the driver did behind a slow driving woman
20. Spurious - is angry while horseback riding

~ As the Pointmeister's dictionary is a large one, you can expect more fractured definitions in the near future.

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