Lemming Ade

Lemming Ade - The preferred drink of followers.

Trying to avoid hitting a deer in the road, an SUV swerved on an oil slick and flipped onto its side. The driver, shaken up, was okay. Said a police officer at the scene, "Those SUVs won't stop on a grime."

Maybe the paranoia over the bird flu has gotten a little out of hand. It seems that the sale of Cuckoo Clocks are at an all-time low.

It's a strange world we live in when the same person who bitches about the price of gasoline, will think nothing of spending $5 for a cup of coffee at Starbucks.

When asked why the Democrats and Republicans of the Senate appropriated so much money for new bathrooms, the contractor matter-of-factly replied, "Every party needs a pooper."

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin

We have enough youth. How about a Fountain of Smart?

I think every blog should feature at least one picture of a chick with a nice pair of knockers, don't you?

Here's an easy math problem. Do it in your head. Don't use pen and paper or a calculator.
...Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total? (answer: See comments.)

Want a good thing to say when answering a call from a telemarketer?
....Welcome caller number 9. To win $1000 give the name of the artist of the last song? (Then hang up.)

Today's post is another olio of notes and ideas sitting around as drafts waiting to become a post. As such, so much potpourri becomes yet another rambling blog.

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