Whistles "Tijuana Taxi."
Why is this screen still blank?
I sat down at this keyboard with an idea for a post. No, I sat down here with several ideas. So where did they go? I think they must've run together, cancelling out each other!
....Maybe if I just let the thoughts flow onto the screen ... they'll make
"We just bought a water bed to improve our sex life. Alas, we just ended up drifting further apart."
No, can't post that. The wife'll get pissed if I make that public. (Must remember to delete that.)
"Come on honey," I said to my wife last night. "I can't remember the last time we made love."
...."Well, I can," she replied, "and that's why we're not going to."
Nah! I'd better not post that either! I'll be waiting even longer.
"I find it curious that television will show a man getting his head blown off, and yet you'll never see a man getting head!"
Hmm, that's profound. That might be a good subject for a post.
"Damn! My wife just looked over my shoulder at the very moment I was looking at a quite sexy HNT pic.
...."Well!" she said in a huff.
To which I responded, "That's a deep subject for a shallow mind."
"I remember when I once told my wife that her breasts reminded me of a toy train set.
...."Why's that?" she asked. "Because you have a one-track mind?"
"Because," I answered, "They are made for children, but I love to play with them."
It was a good line then, we were on our honeymoon.
I'd better give up trying to post tonight. I wouldn't want this post to turn into a blog about sex.
Uh-oh! I accidentally hit "publish" instead of "cancel." No problem, I can still delete it...