Monday, November 06, 2006

Delete: This Post

It was a dark and stormy night ...
It was the best of times, it was the worst ..
Whistles "Tijuana Taxi."
There was a girl from Nantucket..
Deletes page.
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!
Her creamy white thighs ..
*!#&%*
Once upon a midnight dreary .. zzzzz
??????
Why is this screen still blank?
I sat down at this keyboard with an idea for a post. No, I sat down here with several ideas. So where did they go? I think they must've run together, cancelling out each other!
....Maybe if I just let the thoughts flow onto the screen ... they'll make since cents sense.

"We just bought a water bed to improve our sex life. Alas, we just ended up drifting further apart."
No, can't post that. The wife'll get pissed if I make that public. (Must remember to delete that.)

"Come on honey," I said to my wife last night. "I can't remember the last time we made love."
...."Well, I can," she replied, "and that's why we're not going to."
Nah! I'd better not post that either! I'll be waiting even longer.

"I find it curious that television will show a man getting his head blown off, and yet you'll never see a man getting head!"
Hmm, that's profound. That might be a good subject for a post.

"Damn! My wife just looked over my shoulder at the very moment I was looking at a quite sexy HNT pic.
...."Well!" she said in a huff.
To which I responded, "That's a deep subject for a shallow mind."
Big mistake!

"I remember when I once told my wife that her breasts reminded me of a toy train set.
...."Why's that?" she asked. "Because you have a one-track mind?"
"Because," I answered, "They are made for children, but I love to play with them."
It was a good line then, we were on our honeymoon.

I'd better give up trying to post tonight. I wouldn't want this post to turn into a blog about sex.

Uh-oh! I accidentally hit "publish" instead of "cancel." No problem, I can still delete it...

zzzzzzz

No.792

9 comments:

Jack K. said...

You just want someone to steal it and post it on their blog. tee hee.

You do realize that this post is just a way to see if anyone is paying attention? Don't you?

Now, what was it I was going to post?

I better check out Hale's post to get some ideas.

ROTFLMAO

Thoughts said...

Hey, looks like some of the shit I post,...

I just blame it on blogger....

Thoughts

Hello Betty said...

I go though blogger's block quite often... and during those days I end up writing about stuff that probably has no interest to readers...

So what's going on with all this sex talk?

hmmmmm...

the not so "new" mom on the blog said...

hello, don't worry we all get bloggers block! So many times during the day, I come up with a post idea and as soon as I get behind my laptop - Gone are my ideas and inspirations! lol Enjoyed the post that should have been deleted!

Hale McKay said...

Actually, my wife and i get along quite well. She tells me to get along and I go in the other room.

Peter said...

I've got nothing.

Zambo said...

Hello.

Sometimes it's like when you go to the video store and can't think of anything to rent...

You recovered well though.

You made it interesting.

Take care out there!

Your Pal,

Zambo.

Miss Cellania said...

"I wouldn't want this post to turn into a blog about sex."

Too late. But thats what it is most of the time anyway!

Hale McKay said...

Ouch! Touche', Miss C!