Saturday, November 04, 2006
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel.
....Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."
....The wife says nothing, and keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 65 mph.
....The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it," he says, "Because I've been having an affair with your best friend. And she's a far better lover than you are."
....Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 75.
....He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently..
....Up to 80. "I want the car, too," he continues.
....85 mph. "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!"
....The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want?"
....The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice, "No, I've got everything I need," she says.
...."Oh, really," he inquires, "So what have you got?"
....Just before they slam into the wall at 85 mph, the wife turns to him and smiles. "The airbag."
Moral of the Story :
Women are crazy!!!!
Don't mess with them!!
P.S. I think the woman read
A NEAT LINK
I received this in an e-mail from my bother-in-law. I thought it was pretty good.
Wait for the entire screen to load up with all four horses and a fence in front of them. Then click on each horse. Make sure your sound is on. Re-click on any horse to make it turn off or turn it back on again. Somebody did some real wizardry of programming to coordinate this! Try clicking on the horses from left to right then right to left then just one or two at a time... Do them in random order for some weird songs. It's fun and a good stress reliever.