Earl's Pearls of Wisdom

(It's time for a little more "wisdom" and humor from my truck-driving friend, Earl!)

The Threesome

I met an older woman at a bar last night.

She wasn't bad for 50, we drank and bullshitted a bit, then she asked if I'd ever had the 'sportsman's double', a mother and daughter 3-some?

I said no.

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.

I went back to her place.

She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs:

"Mom you still awake?"

Traffic Question











Most men will get this right!

Q: You are driving along a narrow two lane road with a NO PASSING sign posted, and come upon a bicycle rider. Do you follow this slow-moving bicycle rider for the next 2 miles, or do you break the law and pass? Which is the correct choice?





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A: Why take unnecessary risks and get a ticket?

Now for a couple of thoughts of my own:

Last night I dreamt I was bowling and I rolled a perfect game ! But when I woke up ... there was one pin standing !

They had a Margarita tasting night down at the pub last night ... and man, at first Margarita sure put up a fight!

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