Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Modern Beatitudes

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The Modern Beatitudes
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Blessed are the poor in wallet, for theirs is a line of credit.
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Blessed are the devious, for they shall decieve many.
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Blessed are they who whine, for they shall eventually be given into.
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Blessed are they who hunger and thirst for conformity, for they shall be filled.
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Blessed are the low expectors, for they shall be proven correct.
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Blessed are the litigators, for they shall see settlement.
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Blessed are the latchkeys, for they shall be called children of Television.
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Blessed are they that opine against the Madness, for theirs is the Internet.
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(This was borrowed from Ockhamist )
No.355

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