Thursday, April 19, 2007

Stop, Look, and Be Healthy

The Pointmeister's Health Tip of the Day

I want my male blogger friends to be healthy and to live long and productive lives. Now, thanks to recent studies, this is possible. How, you ask?

Simply look at female breasts. Forget about being discreet. Look, stare, and ogle to your heart's content. Not only will you feel better, but you'll live longer.

Don't believe me? Study the picture below and see if you don't feel even a little better. Then read the newspaper article that follows the picture. (Thanks for the pic and article, Earl)

Ladies, if you discourage men from this practice, then you are largely responsible for shortening their lives. You are denying them an extended life. Be compassionate and considerate. If you want the men around you to live longer, flaunt what you have. Show more cleavage. Wear thinner and tighter materials. Sheer and fishnet are allowed, by the way.

Don't feel in the least slighted gals. The same group of scientists and doctors are working on a related study to aid women in living longer. Early results seem to show that looking at men's buns is having similar results as those in the tests for men.

Study these pics, girls, and see if you don't begin to feel good also. Check out these buns!

See what I mean, girls? It works.

Now that I have offered everyone a chance to live a little longer, I need to ask a favor of you. I received the following letter from my Redneck friend, Cletis. He needs some advice. What do think he should do?
I have a problem. You see, I have two brothers. One is a lawyer. The other was just sentenced to death in the electric chair for murder. My mother died when I was 3-years-old. My two sisters are both prostitutes and my father sells narcotics.

Recently I met a girl who was just released from a reformatory where she served time for smothering her illegitimate child to death. I love her and want to marry her!

My problem is: If I marry this girl, should I tell her about ny brother who is a lawyer?
What do you think? Any sound advice for Cletis?

In closing ladies, here's some more buns to get your blood flowing healthy!



wazza said...

Gidday Mike,
I've seen this article before and I whole heartly agree with you. I must of extended my life by at least 10 years from all the oogling I've done.
Don't tell your redneck friend about the lawyer as the lawyer's the only one who's not sane. Compared to a lawyer the rest are all normal people you'd find in any supermarket???

Soulsearcher said...

I defy any man to ogle a woman's breasts for 10 minutes at a time, unless he's paying for them, of
I disagree with that study and say that it would be detrimental to a man's health, and could shorten his life ;)

Cazzie!!! said...

LMAO, this is wonderful news, I think :)

Peter said...

How do ya think I got to this bloody old???????

Hale McKay said...

Peter, that must been a lot of ogling!

Hale McKay said...

Soulsearcher, you have us men live shorter life spans?

Wazza, you and Peter must have practiced team-ogling, eh?

Cazzie - Here's lookin' at you, kid.

Dan said...

If there was anything else in this post besides four boobs, I didn't see it.

Sorry but those four spectacular boobs were all I needed! Bless your heart for sharing them! :)